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Poll: Can You Multitask As Well As This?

March 2, 2010

I was holding an open copy of Lorraine Hansberry’s  A Raisin In The Sun in my right hand. In my left hand I was holding the hard-boiled egg that I was eating. I was also standing in front of the toilet, taking a freestyle and well-deserved pee.
Disaster!
When I tried to turn the page one-handed, the [...]

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Poll: You In One Or Two Words

February 23, 2010

For the last few months, I’ve been asked, “Do you have a business card?” The answer has always been no because:
1) I’m not a businessman
2) It still kind of catches me by surprise when people want to hire me for something, whether it’s kettlebell instruction, blogging, to get something off the top shelf, or to [...]

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Awkward Boy Week Continues: A Bad Way To Wake Up

February 2, 2010

Hahahahaha.
Perhaps I was dreaming of a world in which I could always peg my pants expertly, instead of merely cutting off the circulation in my legs. Perhaps I was dreaming of a world in which my MC Hammer Pants and Hypercolor shirt were the talk of the town and drove the ladies [...]

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How To Almost Steal A Playboy Magazine With An Almost Clear Conscience

February 1, 2010

I was walking to the soda fountain when I saw Elle MacPherson looking at me over the aisle.  Her eyes followed me across the store.  I swallowed hard and felt sweat break out on my forehead.  Did she just wink at me?
If you’ve never been a 14 year old boy, you might not understand, [...]

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An Ode To Dangling Body Parts – Guest Post by Larry Brooks

January 26, 2010

This is a guest post from the great Larry “Dangling Body Parts” Brooks over at Storyfix. This man can write, and he’s been a huge help to me, although he probably doesn’t know that. Today Larry is trying to prove to a doubter that he isn’t “too serious.” I’ll let you [...]

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