contests

Bad Poetry Contest: You Decide How Much Money You Win

Have you ever written a poem? Now, before you say, “No, because I’d suck at it,” hear me out: that is exactly the point of this contest. To see who among us can write the worst poem. Yes, I’m going to write one as well, but I will not be entering the competition. I’m not [...]

June 7, 2010 READ MORE →

You Voted: Meet The Winner Of The Worst Tourist Attraction Contest

Update from Josh: Thank you to everyone who has ordered The Knot. It did way better yesterday than I expected. Today’s looking even better. Well well well… Perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised at all, but Moira is our grand prize winner for her brilliant suggestion. She (and you) believe that the worst possible tourist attraction [...]

April 2, 2010 READ MORE →

Feats of Strength Contest For Beasts, Wimps, Ladies, Weenies, And Everyone Else

Greetings.  I hope you are already having a jolly day, because it’s about to get a whole lot better. Adam Glass from Walk The Road Less Traveled and I are hosting a feats of strength contest and you can win a bunch of prizes if you’re awesome. Now, before you say, “Well, I’m not strong” [...]

February 21, 2010 READ MORE →

My Favorite Unusual Workout And a Contest For Readers (ladies too!)

I’ve got a contest, a challenge, and a prize for anyone with some guts and as little sense as I do. Boredom Can Be Sinister Behind the scattershot nature of the varied topics I dicuss here on World’s Strongest Librarian is the fear of getting bored.  Too many people think that boredom is just one [...]

June 26, 2009 READ MORE →