From Josh: By tonight I’ll be picking my 5 favorite entries, then you all can vote on a winner. The winner gets a signed copy of The Knot, released later this week.
Last night we were hurtling homeward after a family dinner. Somehow we started talking about riding horses. I am in the camp that says there is no feeling in the world like riding a galloping horse. This is the truth.
Then someone said, “But I’d never walk up to a cow, because their tongues are too long and they could stampede you.”
Then someone said, “I’d never swim with dolphins, either. You couldn’t ever predict what they’d do.”
I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Then someone–all right, it was my wife–said “But who’s going to put together an attraction where you could swim with cows.”
Then I was laughing again. There aren’t a lot of things that sound less thrilling to me than swimming with a cow.
Let’s try a thought experiment. At the end of the day we’ll crown a winner. What is/would be the worst tourist attraction ever?
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