Speak to us, O Google Analytics, modern day oracle!
People find this blog in a lot of different ways. Few are more moving or more hilarious than looking up the phrases and keywords that someone types into Google which eventually lead them to World’s Strongest Librarian.
Some of the phrases are written by people looking for answers. Others are for people looking for fitness information or book reviews. Many are completely nonsensical and a few are downright unsavory. A few just make me scratch my head.
Here are some of the best, with some links to the posts that the lucky visitors arrived at:
she lives like an animal
how do I tell someone I have tourette’s?
I lost my imagination
Josh Hanagarne stupid
How to be smooth with the ladies
who discovered time?
I want stronger wrists
3,500 blog subscribers
What is hard work
“Kelly Diels” + Pygmy
Kettlebell bodybuilding librarian
Which kettlebell should I buy?
quotes that will make him think
I want to get stronger
World’s strongest fish
Where’s Waldo naked clown
If I ran the whole list, it would be nearly 1,000 items long. Many are just misspellings or variations on what I’ve written above. Some are too personal to share, and some are so vile that my fingers won’t type the words.
If you blog, I would spend some time getting acquainted with the keywords people find you with. Not just for the insight into your traffic, but because they show one more example of our vulnerability, curiosity, humor, appetites, and insecurities.
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