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Poll: Where Am I Going?

I’m going to be on the road for the next four days, doing some research. The next couple of days will be guest posts, as I’m not sure how often I’ll have Internet access.  In the meantime, take your best guess at these questions:

  • Where am I going?
  • Why am I going there?

Whoever is closest to the answer will get a song named after them.  And then I’ll perform it.


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  • Jaky Astik January 28, 2010, 5:08 am

    WONDER!LAND! he he ahaahahhahahahahh
    I don’t even know where you live. So, better not guess.

  • Kris Wragg January 28, 2010, 5:52 am

    You’re going to London to see the Queen? 🙂

  • Tim Tappana January 28, 2010, 7:03 am

    You are going to Nazi to visit some old family friends

  • Todd January 28, 2010, 7:31 am

    Are you going to be in the Columbia river fishing for 600 lbs. halibut?

    • Kris Wragg January 28, 2010, 7:38 am

      Perhaps you’re closer than I in your guessing…

      In search of new methods to increase his deadlift, Josh goes hunting for ridiculously large fish to wrestle and then lift above his head in a show of superior man power!

      • Todd January 28, 2010, 12:30 pm

        Isn’t that the real reason to hunt/fish big game, to lift them over your head with a primal scream? lol

  • Mark Wolfinger January 28, 2010, 7:47 am

    Because you feel like going there

  • Ted @ Cubicle Warrior January 28, 2010, 8:01 am

    You’re going to meet me in Mexico for my wedding!

    (I need a workout partner at the resort – don’t think the guests will be up for drop sets before the ceremony!)

  • Joey | R. J. Spindle January 28, 2010, 8:16 am

    “On the road,” huh? Is that an allusion to Kerouac? Are you going to Virginia for a couch? California for the thrill? Does that count as two guesses?

  • Megan Horton January 28, 2010, 8:25 am

    Can I guess since I actually know???

    • Todd January 28, 2010, 12:33 pm

      Not unless it’s so totally off the wall that it would make us say, “Nu-uh”. 🙂

      • Megan Horton January 28, 2010, 4:48 pm

        No it’s not that off the wall. I’m his sister so I know where he’s going. I guess that disqualifies me. I’ll just keep my mouth shut on the off chance that anyway gets it. Here’s a clue. It starts with an S!

  • Lisis January 28, 2010, 8:42 am

    You are going to a small village on between Ixtapa and Zihuatanejo, in search of a 110-year-old medicine man who has brewed a concoction of psilocybin spores simmered in the blood of 73 spotted geckos, which he then mixes with an infusion of arnica, savila, and epazote, as you have learned that this is the cure to all that ails you.


  • Srinivas Rao January 28, 2010, 10:14 am

    On tour to talk about Kettlebell?

  • Josh Hanagarne January 28, 2010, 1:14 pm

    I don’t believe it. You’re ALL right! Except you, Tim. That town in Canada was called Swastika, not Nazi.

    • Megan Horton January 28, 2010, 4:49 pm

      It may as well have been called Nazi. There were Nazi’s there.

      • Josh Hanagarne January 28, 2010, 9:36 pm

        Oh really? Was the guy in the lime green do rag a Nazi?

  • Christa Avampato January 28, 2010, 3:27 pm

    Perhaps you’re taking the time away from the blog to intensely focus on another large writing project?

  • Daisy January 28, 2010, 7:16 pm

    There’s a song for this occasion — “I know where I’m going, and I know who’s going with me…” Then there’s “I’m on my way, I don’t know where I’m going — I’m on my way, I’m takin’ my time, but I don’t know where.”
    And we mustn’t forget “I walk the unfrequented road…” “Let’s get away from it all!”
    Why? Because it’s there.

  • Philippe Til January 28, 2010, 8:21 pm

    I know too, but that’s cuz you told me. Which means I win a guest post.

    @Srini: I need my surfboard rack back, please…

  • Brad January 28, 2010, 8:48 pm

    I have no idea what country you are even in, but I’ll say Des Moines, Iowa.

  • Cat January 28, 2010, 8:51 pm

    You are going to Spain where you will hook up with Don Quixote to go tilting at windmills. As you will be riding horseback, computer access will be limited. This journey is to enhance the book project you are working on by tying in with a classic already loved by millions. c. 😉

  • Craig Brown January 29, 2010, 10:23 am

    He’s going to California (with a Banjo on his knee) to Strength Camp. Lucky dog!

  • Eric January 31, 2010, 8:35 pm

    Ok, here’s my guess. You are going to Shiprock, New Mexico, looking for your great-grandfather’s grave. Just a wild guess though. 😉