Scandal And Mayhem: My Life As Sister Of The World’s Strongest Librarian

by Josh Hanagarne on November 23, 2009

I am in Denver with my family.  My sister is the most fashionable person I know.  Her motto: “I can sass up a stick.”   However, this sordid tale is Megan at her least glamorous.

by Megan Horton

Megan Horton - Innocent

Megan Horton

When we were little we lived in Moab, Utah.  One afternoon our mom needed to go to the store and she took us along. She left us in the car while she ran in. I was probably five at the time and very impressionable.

I would have done anything Josh asked me to, so naturally when he asked me to stick my bare butt out the window I did it without hesitation.  Like any good brother though he did it as well.

Our mom came out and was greeted with the sight of our bare butts wagging out the window for all to see. Our mom was big on manners, so this didn’t go over well. That was many years ago and the details are still very fuzzy.

I have no idea why Josh asked me to do this. He probably just said “Let’s stick our butts out the window” and I did it without thinking. It must have seemed like a great idea at the time. I would have loved to see my mom’s face when she saw what her two precious angels were up to while she was in the store.

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Rose November 23, 2009 at 6:30 am

Poor mom! :-)

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm

No don’t feel sorry for her!

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Eric | Eden Journal November 23, 2009 at 8:37 am

That’s a blast from the past. Apparently it’s no longer acceptable to leave kids unattended in a car with the windows rolled up in 100 degree heat. Heat aside, perhaps too many kids popped that car into gear, or perhaps to many of our little children are taken by evil doers.

Or perhaps, there were too many naked bottoms flashing from car windows. Thanks for ruining it for everyone.

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:49 pm

I’m sorry! Blame Josh though. Like I said, not my idea…

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Jay Schryer November 23, 2009 at 9:05 am

What a cute story! Kids are kids everywhere, it seems :)

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Yep! We got into lots of shenanigans together. This is just one of many tales of debauchery involving Josh and I.

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Srinivas Rao November 23, 2009 at 9:54 am

Josh,

I think it’s really cool that you encouraged your sister to write a guest post here. Maybe I”ll ask my parents to write on my blog.

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm

It was less encouragement and more like forcefully telling me I had to do it lol. Still it was fun. I’m always telling him he needs to include me more, I guess I got my wish :)

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Beth L. Gainer November 23, 2009 at 11:09 am

Wow, I can’t imagine how your mom felt. Thanks for showing us the other side (pun intended) of you both!!

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm

Our mom loved it I’m sure. She won’t admit it, but she did!

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Lori November 23, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Hi Megan! Wow, I’m honored to hear about a whole other side of you – who cares if it’s the backside! :)
I’m constantly amazed how stories from our past/youth can captivate me. Now – I just have to get that mental image out of my head of both of your kid butts hanging out of the window! Too funny, Megan!

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm

HA! I’m sure now everytime you think of me now you’ll picture two little butts hanging out a window! Stories from the past are the best.

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john dalton November 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm

i find it hard to believe that josh put you up to this,he would never do anything like that!!!!

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:53 pm

Ok John, you know I’m an angel. You know this….
I would never participate in public nudity unless I was heavily coerced.

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Jessica Marie November 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm

That is awesome. What’s the point of being a little kid if you can’t get away with doing stuff like that?

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:54 pm

I wish we would have gotten away with it but we didn’t! I only got two spankings my entire life, and this was one of them! Interestingly enough my other spanking involved Josh as well….

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Heather November 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Was anyone wearing blue underwear? If either of you put this in a novel, someone should be wearing blue underwear so you can make a “Blue Moon” joke! Wow! I showed my little brothe rhow to pull dresser drawers out to make steps. He employed this method often to get to things like ice cream, cookies, and other stuff we weren’t supposed to have. Great post, Megan!

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:55 pm

I’m pretty sure I was wearing My Little Pony panties, but we could change it to blue :)

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Shane Hudson - Be Motivational November 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Well that was an interesting post! Any particular reason for that story or just for humour? Lol Megan, you need to post more stories like this… let the world know who Josh really is!!

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Josh Hanagarne November 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Shane, the main reason is because I’m in Denver with Megan and I didn’t want to write anything for today, so I talked her into doing it. I know it risks exposing me as the monster I am, but I really didn’t want to write anything.

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Shane Hudson - Be Motivational November 24, 2009 at 12:50 am

Hmm when I don’t want to write, I just don’t. Good idea but somehow I don’t think I will ever be letting my sister have access to writing anything about me!!! That would be terrifying!

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Josh Hanagarne November 24, 2009 at 8:41 am

Shane, I’ve told way worse stories about myself than my sister ever could.

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Megan Horton November 23, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Shane there was no reason. Josh just said “Go write something!” We decided it would be fun to write something about the two of us, and this was the first thing that popped in my head. We have many more stories where this came from! My goal is to out Josh for the deviant he is one step at a time.

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Learn Creative Visualization November 23, 2009 at 7:32 pm

I don’t know if you have kids, already, but be prepared, this will come around.

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Josh Hanagarne November 23, 2009 at 8:42 pm

I have a toddler. I know I’ll get everything I deserve.

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Patrenia November 23, 2009 at 10:56 pm

This was too funny!!! I cannot imagine the look on your Mom’s face…

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Megan Horton November 24, 2009 at 9:18 am

And I have an 11 year old, and it’s already started coming back around big time.

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