Being afraid of things like adorable kittens makes you a big sissy.
Being afraid of these things makes you (me) normal:
- Male pattern baldness
- Certain versions of the future
- A world without Lori Franklin
- Cheese famine
- Celine Dion
- Those fish that live on the bottom of the ocean and have giant blind eyes
- Twisted ankles
- These jobs
- Car crashes
- Unscrupulous ninjas without honor codes
- Being watched while you sleep
- No more nails to bend
- No one left to love
- One scene of Event Horizon
- Zombie samurais
- Waking up to find that the entire city is deserted
- A cyclops
- Insane murderous cannibal hillbillies
- Having a lot of money and letting it go to your head
- A world without the geniuses who read this blog
Shiver for a bit and then go spend some time petting a baby deer to cheer up.
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