The Night I Discovered Time Travel

by Josh Hanagarne on July 22, 2009

Today I was going to write something about why you should keep a journal. But the greatest event in the history of universes everywhere changed my mind.

Enjoy!  It happened in your lifetime!

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Megan Horton July 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm

That was awesome Josh. I always knew you were going to lead us all somewhere. I just didn’t know it was going to be the bottom of the ocean.

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We Fly Spitfires July 22, 2009 at 2:59 pm

So how come you end up looking like David Hasselhoff?

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Josh Hanagarne July 22, 2009 at 4:08 pm

@WF Spitfires. To answer that question, you will have to journey to the future and ask the right person. Good luck.

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Sami - Life, Laughs & Lemmings July 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm

I didn’t think it was possible but I have found someone who is as mentally unstable as me!

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Josh Hanagarne July 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm

@sami. I will take that as the finest compliment of all time.

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Ben Owens July 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm

I’m not saying this didn’t happen, but there are a few inconsistencies that must be addressed. For instance, I have never known your eye brows to arch in such an evil way. Also, since when do you casually wear a collard shirt? And don’t get me started on the fact that it is midnight and there is an orange glow behind “your” head.

I can believe that you are the chosen one who is to lead us (assuming I survive) to to the bottom of the ocean.

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Josh Hanagarne July 22, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Ben Ben Ben…I will not be lectured by someone who hasn’t been to the future and who can’t do 80 set of VWC yet. And the fact that you love Frank Mir makes it even worse!

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Casey July 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Thank God! I was begining to think I was the only person being bothered by future versions of myself!

Casey, don’t do this, or Casey, do that, Casey you are the anti-Christ…And why is always in the middle of the night?! You would think I could be a little more considerate of myself!

Ben, you like Frank Mir?… I… I’m… wow…. uh… sorry dude.

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Kelly Diels July 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm

I do believe you have lost your mind. And it was AWESOME.

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Josh Hanagarne July 22, 2009 at 10:03 pm

@Kelly. Actually, I am all too sane. I can’t share everything I learned from myself, but if you knew, you’d cry bitter oceans of tears.

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Marie July 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm

I am indeed distressed by the fact that you buried yourself. What could that subtext be of that situation? Hmmm, I wonder. :)

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