Hi all, it’s been a great year. I’ve been so in love in 2015 that I spent the year writing a super-secret romance novel for Angela, featuring her as a main character, and me (or is it?) in a cameo role. I just gave it to her in Paris. There’s only one hard copy, which you can see over there on the right.
Yes, it is actually called Hippo Surrender and was written by someone named Josh Hippogarne. Over 300 pages of…well, you’ll have to be the judge.
Many, many authors enthusiastically contributed blurbs to the book, but they shall remain nameless and appear only in the one print copy that Angela has in her hands right now.
However, she has agreed to let me share it with everyone online. Therefore, if you are up to reading a romance featuring a hippo and a huge Amazonian adventure, now you can. (Yes, I know that hippos shouldn’t be in the Amazon).
For those of you who’ve been asking for a new book from me, Merry Christmas. I hope it doesn’t feel like a lump of coal.
PS: there is also a Bond-esque theme song for the book that I wrote and performed. It will be uploaded soon for your questionable listening pleasure.