First of all:
I got engaged over the holidays. I am getting remarried in October of 2015, and I get to have my wedding in MARK TWAIN’S HOUSE in Hartford! I didn’t talk much about the divorce publicly, and won’t be doing so, but thank you to all of you who’ve been so concerned. Everything is getting better.
Second of all:
At the library yesterday, there was an interaction that led to someone telling me:
“I’ll kill you with my dick!”
“Highly unlikely,” I said, and I stand by my assessment. Few of us know the manner by which we shall depart this life. I am confident that I will not die because of anyone’s dick.