This is me as a sophomore, I think, in high school. It is crucial that I point something out: that hair is chemically straightened. That is a cultivated look. I had to have it, and I got it, by Jove.
If you could see the rest of the picture, you’d notice that I’m not wearing a belt and my legs are as thick as pencils.
Who, o who, was able to deny that smoldering lad?