Joe Biden just got invited to prom by someone. He said no, but sent a corsage.
Seems like this happened last year as well, but it was someone else. Some celebrity.
I just drove by a Chili’s this weekend and saw about fifty kids with optimistic mustaches and pastel colored vests killing it with their frilled and corsaged ladies.
Prom season is here. There’s no way around it.
Someone at the library recently told me I’m totally a celebrity. “I know,” I said, “and the best part of that is that I’ll finally get to go to prom again.” And yet…no invites.
What does Joe Biden have that I don’t?
Do not answer if you are Leslie Knope