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Which Show Would You Cast This Guy In?

josh-hallSo, I told you during the mitten contest post about why my face was all scratched up, but I didn’t tell you why I shaved my head.

Grab a tiny pinch of your hair, right under the ridge on the back of your head. That place where ET’s head got really long. Now yank that hair upwards. It hurts way more than makes sense, and if you do it right, you can incapacitate someone pretty quickly this way.

That was turning into a tic (this is because of Tourette Syndrome) for me, except I was doing it to myself. So, no more hair.

Someone took a picture of me today while I was walking. It does not look at all like the nice, dreamy gent I picture in my head.

So far, people have said it should get me a role on a new season of Oz, or an enforcer on Sons of Anarchy.

Feel free to cast your vote below. I don’t want to be on a sitcom, but I think I could make a great hooligan on Downtown Abbey.

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  • Michael LaRocca August 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

    I see a good strong Ron Perlman vibe there.

  • Michael LaRocca August 7, 2013, 7:44 pm

    Someone in my house, and it is not me, suggested Frankenstein. I presume she meant the creation and not the creator.

    But if we want to go in that direction, make it an X-Man, someone who’s decided to break Thor’s jawbone and beat him with it, or maybe a Bond villain.

    • Josh Hanagarne August 7, 2013, 7:50 pm

      I’d assume so as well.

      • Josh Hanagarne August 7, 2013, 7:50 pm

        And speaking of, everyone read Frankenstein.

        • Michael LaRocca August 7, 2013, 8:00 pm

          More than once. It’s much better than any of the movies. I was lucky enough to have it assigned to me by a very cool high school teacher.

        • Mary Capizzi August 7, 2013, 8:56 pm

          Yes, everyone SHOULD read Frankenstein! (and remember that it was written by a teenaged girl.)

  • Michael LaRocca August 7, 2013, 8:01 pm

    This blog may be the only place you’ll ever see Josh and me wearing suits at the same time.

    • Josh Hanagarne August 7, 2013, 8:05 pm

      LOL. I only wear suits when I give talks. Every other second feels like I’m playing dress up in big boy clothes.

      • Michael LaRocca August 7, 2013, 8:45 pm

        I only wear suits to business functions, which I’m actually quite good at avoiding. I still feel like I’m playing dress up and I’m 50.

  • Jack M August 8, 2013, 5:17 am

    Oz was my first thought, and you’d make a fine baddie on Breaking Bad.

  • Dorianne August 8, 2013, 7:58 am

    Falling Skies. Kicking some alien butt.

  • Jessica J August 8, 2013, 8:56 am

    I am thinking the newest Vin Deisel movie (you could play his taller brother.)

  • steve August 8, 2013, 9:43 am

    Monday Night RAW

    • Josh Hanagarne August 8, 2013, 11:51 am

      There you go!

      • Michael LaRocca August 8, 2013, 5:36 pm

        Mick Foley’s tag team partner.

        • Josh Hanagarne August 8, 2013, 6:09 pm

          Did you read his book? I seriously loved it.

          • Michael LaRocca August 8, 2013, 6:15 pm

            Not yet. But since you’re one of my best sources of recommendations, I’ll see if they’ve got it at my local library. In Charlotte, where you could visit if you want. 🙂

  • Emily J. August 8, 2013, 3:17 pm

    I would cast you as an Observer on Fringe.

  • Mary August 10, 2013, 5:20 pm

    One of the nasty guards in The Killing. Quick glance at your pic seems like you’re walking through a prison.

    • Josh Hanagarne August 11, 2013, 10:10 am

      A few people have said that. I love that it’s a picture of the library!

  • Monica Haney August 22, 2013, 11:02 pm

    As a big bald guy you look like a slightly taller version of my husband. He’s been told he looks like many things. But Kane (wwe) is one of the best ones.