So, I told you during the mitten contest post about why my face was all scratched up, but I didn’t tell you why I shaved my head.
Grab a tiny pinch of your hair, right under the ridge on the back of your head. That place where ET’s head got really long. Now yank that hair upwards. It hurts way more than makes sense, and if you do it right, you can incapacitate someone pretty quickly this way.
That was turning into a tic (this is because of Tourette Syndrome) for me, except I was doing it to myself. So, no more hair.
Someone took a picture of me today while I was walking. It does not look at all like the nice, dreamy gent I picture in my head.
So far, people have said it should get me a role on a new season of Oz, or an enforcer on Sons of Anarchy.
Feel free to cast your vote below. I don’t want to be on a sitcom, but I think I could make a great hooligan on Downtown Abbey.