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If You’ve Never Seen A Horse At The Library

This wasn’t here when I left last night, about 16 hours ago.  But it greeted me this morning when I walked in.  It’s about three feet from one reference desk and seems very judgmental to me.

So far, there are rumors that it is part of a fantasy exhibit, but no one seems sure.  On my floor, the situation is more disturbing still.  A few feet away, I am being “watched” by four faceless people in medieval peasant garb.  Maybe they have cameras in them.

Here’s the horse: 

If it’s yours, please come get it.  Only…now I’m wondering if it’s full of tiny soldiers.

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  • Spencer December 10, 2012, 10:13 am

    You know it’s full of tiny soldiers. And cameras. It’s a Trojan conspiracy.

    • Josh Hanagarne December 10, 2012, 10:24 am

      It just started neighing at deafening volume.