I’m feeling the pressure. In August I will be celebrating my tenth anniversary, a second honeymoon of sorts. I’ve been trying to figure out where we’re going to go and I’m drawing a blank. So I’m putting the question out to you readers since I know she’ll never read the blog. But I’d like to take a different tack. Rather than finding the best spots to celebrate, I’d like to compile a list of the worst honeymoon locations.
Then I’ll choose the opposite of them all.
Okay, so far I have come up with:
- The dump
- Osino, Nevada
- The ER
- Being stranded in the Andes like those rugby players
- Captive on an alien spacecraft by over-curious martians
- Coerced into an all-day group reading of Finnegan’s Wake
- Trapped in a movie theater showing nothing but episodes of Entertainment Tonight
Okay, I think this gives me a good start. I believe I know what the exact opposite of each of these is, so I’m pointed in the direction of some good honeymoon spots.
What other non-romantic spots can you come up with?