We belong to each other. We smell like old books. We are walking libraries. Sometimes we read for so long that we forget to eat, but are able to catch spiders and rats when we must.
I too spend an inordinate time dwelling deep within the pages. I know your addiction. And since nobody else gets us, and because we are always craving newer, more deviant entertainments and delights, I have prepared for you a list of 10 weird books that will satisfy your unspeakable bookish urges.
1. Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
No point in trying to sum this book up. It’s really, really weird. The non-linear product of a mind that was typically in the process of being addled by various vices. It’s also very good and the wordplay is brilliant. I’m also a fan of Burroughs’ spoken word stuff.
2. Principia Discordia: Or How I Found The Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her by Malaclypse The Younger
This is a pamphlet-length book that resists tidy summaries as well. Robert Anton Wilson was a wonderful writer that often reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut in his politics and world weariness.
3. Children of The Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race Has Controlled The World For Thousands of Years–And Still Does by David Icke
I had a coworker who would not leave me alone until I read one of Icke’s books. I read this one. I’m not any closer to being convinced that our world is being controlled by bloodthirsty reptilians, at least not in the literal sense. But I cannot deny that this is a strange, strange book.
4. The Mullet: Hairstyle of The Gods
The history of the world’s most-maligned haircut. With lots of pictures.
5. The Tiny Giants Trilogy by Erik Quisling
I’ve talked about The Angry Clam before, but I don’t know if I mentioned that it is part of a trilogy. The trilogy also contains Grant’s Tomb and Adventures of Glen in My Stone Garden. If the existential madness of the clam doesn’t grab you, maybe the housefly or earthworm of the other stories will do it. Also: I have signed copies of these–thanks Erik!
6. The Monk by Matthew Lewis
One of the very first gothic horror novels, if not the first. Lust! Demons! Satan! Monkish madness!!! A very long book, but well worth the read, particularly if you’re a fan of gothic literary history.
7. Just about everything by Franz Kafka
If you have not yet read In The Penal Colony, The Metamorphosis, The Trial, or any of his other short works, just trust me. And go read them.
8. The Little King December by Alex Hacke
A tiny red king, three inches high, investigates some of life’s biggest questions in this lovely little book which was illustrated by Michael Sowa, who is also one of my favorite artists.
9. The Epileptic Bicycle by Edward Gorey
Nothing about this book makes any sense, in the best possible way. As with most of Gorey’s works, it’s best to read this one aloud just to hear how the words sound when they’re put together.
And that, faithful deviants, is that.
Please fill in the blanks. I’m sure that we could cobble together a list several hundred oddities long.
PS: Please join the Book Club. It’s not always this odd, but it’s always fun.