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What I Looked Like With Hair While Grabbing A Basketball With Great Ferocity

The picture kind of says it all. I don’t remember what town the Colts were from. I really like how unprepared the other guy looks. He apparently was not expecting this level of intensity. I’m not sure what was going…

If I could actually have one wish, it would be something grand like, “There’s no more unnecessary suffering and no one is cruel ever again or even a little bit mean.” Since we’re never going to get world peace, and…

A New Book For You - Merry Christmas!

Hi all, it’s been a great year. I’ve been so in love in 2015 that I spent the year writing a super-secret romance novel for Angela, featuring her as a main character, and me (or is it?) in a cameo…

On the Proclivities of Rudolph

I had a peculiar argument with a man in Paris, in French, prior to purchasing a striped sweater and some underwear that should fit just fine. They appear to be supportive, but not too tight. They will give me the…

Paris, Taxidermy, Safe Words

Hi all, I’m in Paris and I have only one thing to report: Jet lag is real. I’m typing this at what is nearly midnight back in Salt Lake, but I’m getting ready to go out to see the Louvre…

Two Thimbles Full of Hell

My mom went to a Christmas play at another religion’s church (we were all devout Mormons, I’m no longer affiliated) to support a friend. She rooted around the foyer for snacks before the show, filled a plate with a couple…

Recently my seven year old and I were talking about success and fame. This is because he’s obsessed with an animated reality show called Total Drama Island, which is even more dramatic than it sounds. I asked him why they…

Hi all, popping in just to prove I’m still alive. I hope you are too. Here’s a link to a short video documentary I did with Radiowest and Doug Fabrizio recently. I haven’t watched it–just can’t stand to see or…